rear entry gentry and kevin smith clark present: office conversations that make us want to crack f&%#ing skulls
maybe it’s just us, but we think that since seinfeld signed off some eight years ago, intriguing water cooler conversation has slowly gone the way of the buffalo. seinfeld gave us so much: opportunities to replicate the contest, chortles about shrinkage, annoying new greetings…now all we’ve got is gossip about america’s damn idol and britney’s fertility.
so, lest we stalk through our offices with liquid cooled AR-15s, we would like to let you know that any conversation that starts with…
“did you watch idol last night?”
“hi, this is _______, looks like we’re playing phone tag.”
“actually, gas is five cents cheaper at…”
“can you believe this weather?”
“is it cold over there? ‘cause i’m freezing over here.”
“where are we going to grab lunch today?”
makes us want to crack fucking skulls. just though you should know.
if there are particular conversations that you want us to steer clear of, let us know. we’re big on relational reciprocity like that.
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