Thursday, January 29, 2009

the cardinals' winter warmer

ht: aubucade


Anonymous said...

(A la Billy Madison): "HahahahaSHUT UP!!"

Actually, I'll be cheering for Cardinals this weekend...except they're from Arizona.

Screw Shittsburg and Ben Worthlessberger!

g13 said...

in a sense, the joke is on stl since this absolute truth is stamped out upon the hallowed ground of the "ballpark village" that dewitt & co swore would bring new revenue to the city.

i'm rooting for the cards as well. since, as bill simmons correctly asserts, "you can't bet against god and puppies."

g13 said...

one more thing.

"worthlessberger." really? is that the best you can do?

Anonymous said...

If he were above Worthless, he'd receive better.

Perhaps this will do (an email I sent earlier this week):

Roethlisberger on any other team is Testaverde.


g13 said...

come on. testaverde only sucked because he was on the browns.

Anonymous said...

And the Bucs, and the Jets, and the Cowboys...should I keep going?

Roethlisberger is not a great quarterback, only a decent qb in a great system. Yet, he continues to be hyped as a great one. Ask any fantasy leaguer, or NFL owner for that matter, if (in some alternate universe) you need a qb and have the dough and the following are available:

1. Brady
2. Manning, Peyton
3. Brees
4. Manning, Eli
5. Roethlisberger

Unless you worship the Steel Curtain, NOBODY would take Big Ben over the others. I'm not even sure he's the best qb in this Super Bowl (Did I mention he has the lowest rating in Super Bowl history...and that includes 90s Jim Kelly?).

Even if Pittsburgh wins as expected, don't believe the hype about #7...Hines Ward, Willie Parker, Santonio Holmes, Harrison, Farrior, Woodley, and Polamalu will be the ones who win it...not this ass clown.

Betting with God and Puppies,