Thursday, January 20, 2005

no rhyme or reason

dr. dobson, let's focus on this fact: only heteros use the the sponge.

and, tat for tit, it's also idiotic that another segment of the populace assumes that spongebob is gay simply because he regularly holds hands with patrick. based on that logic, nearly every woman i laid eyes on in europe is a lesbian.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh good God...don't these conservative groups realize that by doing things like this that they look crazy to people who aren't Christian and already may have had preconcieved notions of said craziness (notions that in themselves may be false) about them and that this only further cements those stereotypes?

What's next? Oscar the Grouch makes fun of the homeless because he lives in a trashcan? Grover has delusions of grandeur when he dresses up as Supergrover? Bert and Ernie sharing an apartment because they are life partners rather than as a way to save money (after all, they didn't seem to have jobs)? Peppermint Patty and Marcy-just what was their relationship anyway?

Why wasn't I given the memo that the world was officially allowed to be crazy? -krista

g13 said...

at least Christians can take comfort in the fact that the jedi are Christ-followers.

cade said...

*sigh*

if only EVERY element of pop culture could be converted. maybe someday, we'll all bask in the warmth of knowing that all things fun and interesting in our society share a common spiritual agenda. but until then, we must pray, pray for the salvation of that little mis-guided sponge.

g13 said...

indeed, he is.

apparently he lost his hetero nerve when a cute little clam decided that he wasn't "sponge-worthy."