Wednesday, February 13, 2008

in celebration of pitchers and catchers...


i'd like to confess that i am currently sitting on a brick of 23 bleacher seats for the cardinals/cubs tilt on sunday, may 4th at 7:05 p.m.

so...if you have recently received a st. louis oriented "save the date," will solmenly swear to respect the game by refusing to bat beachballs/participate in the wave/display poor cell phone etiquette and you're willing to forward me $25 cash, submit your name for consideration..

9 comments:

james said...

Don't forget thundersticks...

I'm in.

g13 said...

good point dr. james. the use of thundersticks is undoubtedly grounds for disqualification. additional grounds include the twirling of rally towels, improper use of foam fingers and sporting team jerseys or logowear in any shade of pink.

Dale said...

can I wear my Royals hat and Don Deckinger retro jersey?

:)

g13 said...

don deckinger has a jersey? that's news to me.

if you can locate the aforementioned jersey and are brave enough to wear it to the game, then you are welcome to join us.

otherwise you are shit out of luck.

oh, by the way, when the royals eventually get contracted, we're taking what is rightfully ours.

glad you're going to be there. good luck finding that jersey.

Brian said...

I'm in . . . but only if I can please, please, please sit between the hilljacks from Tupelo.

g13 said...

i'm sure we can arrange that!

i'd almost forgotten about those guys. "y'all shure won't fin no tickets dis earlee."

i still can't believe we got to attend that series together. damn that was a fine time!

Dale said...

it's more like a costume, I'd come in a blue short sleeve shirt, grey pants, black shoes...sunglasses, a walking stick and a black AL hat would round out the ensemble

though most stl fans would probably get who I was if I just dressed like the devil (think Jon Lovitz)

otherwise, perhaps I'll just bring my hat...or maybe not...but I'll cheer for CHIC


Jorge Orta RULES!

kristi said...

you know it is me.

g13 said...

i think this comment is over my head.