Friday, February 24, 2006

on my induction into the SS

1 dramatic fall from chintzy office chair

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1 stack of urgent memos shredded

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1 completely plugged toilet

= one hell of a first week

6 comments:

kidpositive said...

g13...is that like J-LO? awesome...

g13 said...

good try kp. actually, it's the brand name of my new razor. can you guess how many blades it will feature?

james said...

Kind of brings a new kind of love to the routine "morning shit," now doesn't it?

Before Girl said...

That many blades-where are you going to put them? In the handle? Running in opposite directions to one another.

g13 said...

krista,

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

however, if you and dan decided to come over for dinner with us and the wilcox's, i might risk telling you the truth.

pax.

Before Girl said...

But I'm shy. You know that. So is Dan-even moreso than myself, if you can believe it. But then again, you aren't here to pester/pester me so it's still up for debate.