in regards to the preacher who pisseth standing up: earlier today a friend forwarded this pic of a warning sign that he encountered in the bathroom of an acquaintance's home in germany. consider this yet another piece of evidence that one of the most ridiculous sermons of all-time was inspired by a real-life experience.
i also discussed the pros and cons of pissing upright with the pixie this morning* and am still convinced that men should never surrender their birthright on account of a little extra cleaning. as for me and my son, we shall pisseth standing up!
*whoa, that sentence could be misconstrued. get your mind out of the gutter!