Tuesday, August 28, 2007

This Just In!



in a repentant and surprisingly faith affirming statement on monday, former falcons' quarterback michael vick testified that:

"i will redeem myself...i have to."

"through this situation," vick continued, "i have found Jesus."

what vick failed to mention during this press conference is Jesus is either:

1. his new mexican pit bull supplier (remember, vick once referred to himself as “ron mexico”)

2. the pet name vick is giving his former business partner and future cell mate in block 34e

3. or the most badass dog in all of honduras. record: 126-0 with 35 confirmed kills

3 comments:

g13 said...

this piece of trenchant reporting was brought to you by kevin smith clark, the most badass mennonite in all of northwestern ohio.

mike said...

ha ha ha

his apology was my favorite kind of apology...

it was one of those "i am sorry that YOU felt/were offended etc." in essence he isn't sorry for what he did but for the hassle of it all.

Tyler said...

I laughed at #3