Saturday, December 30, 2006

weird



while sleeping the mid-morning away i dreamed that i was attending a seminary wherein prospective ministers created sermons that explained the sexual perversity of their senior pastors, every ministerial candidate was required to take a counseling course that focused solely on divorce and the seminarian's children often climbed a plastic tower of babel that towered over spring-loaded lions and lambs and other biblically inspired playground equipment.

that would be one weird seminary, but not without worth.

6 comments:

Mike said...

"that would be one weird seminary, but not without worth."

and probably would result in better trained ministers than the current simony-fall-back-for-guys-who-can't-do-anythingelse-to-lazy-to-work-as-a-laborer-ordination-factory

Before Girl said...

Dude, lay off the spicy foods before bed.

g13 said...

i don't think it's the spicy food that got me. it's the FOOD POISONING i received from a hot dog i at at chicago o'hare.

a word of advice to one and all. when a nice mexican lady offers you an "authentic" chicago dog at o'hare international airport just walk away...lest you have the runs.

Mike said...

the runs are how you know it is authentic mexican

Anonymous said...

Dog means something else in Mexico Jeff. You need a border primer.

Before Girl said...

Never take food from strangers. Especially at an airport, because then when the ticket agent asks you if you are holding someone else's stuff, you have to say yes.