Thursday, November 02, 2006

overheard: cardinals apologize for winning world series


ST. LOUIS—Calling Friday night's victory on baseball's grandest stage "a terrible mistake," members of the St. Louis Cardinals issued a formal apology for making the playoffs, winning the World Series, and depriving baseball fans everywhere of a season featuring the kind of heartwarming, storybook ending to which they have grown accustomed in recent years. continue reading

2 comments:

g13 said...

kudos to the onion for the spot-on satire. the last line is my favorite.

cade said...

ha!

awesome.