Wednesday, May 31, 2006

well surprise, surprise




espn.com is reporting that after seven months of cynical maneuvers for more cash, roger clemens has decided to ignore the final wishes of his dearly departed ma by returning to the houston astros. now that the rocket is finally set for re-entry, and the endless rumors and speculation about his plans have ceased, i would like to share my hopes for his season:

i hope that roger blows his rotator cuff, rolls his pickup truck and witnesses the death of his dearly beloved dog. i would also wish that he would lose a climactic, late season game to the cardinals, but it seems silly to waste a wish on that which is certain.

5 comments:

miah said...

how did the stros do against the cards last year? i don't really follow baseball too much, just curious.

Leanne said...

I think I'm the only Sox fan who would rather have Clemens eff himself than come back to Boston.

g13 said...

miah, we played them well during the season, but the 'stros bested us in the playoffs (for once).

leanne, you are not alone.

miah said...

yeah, i know. i was just rubbing it in. heh.

g13 said...

at least we beat their asses last night. speaking of asses...