Tuesday, November 15, 2005

description of the day

The Left Behind movies have raised the bar for end times thrillers. The first two films in this series have featured intriguing plot lines, high-tech special effects and stellar performances from a cast that features Kirk Cameron. Now, we are pleased to announce that the third installment of this series, Left Behind: World at War is available on DVD and video. The Left Behind films will challenge your unbelieving friends and family to make a decision for Christ and encourage you as you eagerly await the Lord’s return. Don’t delay, pick up World at War and additional end times thrillers today!

see what $3,500 additional dollars can compel a man to do? sometimes, i want to shoot myself.

13 comments:

ahbahsean said...

I've spent the last 2 Friday nights at home watching the Left Behind movies. They have been on the local Jesus affiliate. That Kirk Cameron is AMAZING!

junkyardlove said...

i used to practice kissing on my kirk cameron poster back in the day, man.

Before Girl said...

This entry makes me think of that Simpsons episode when Homer becomes Burns' monkey for extra money-he has Homer dress up in a huge diaper and lay on the ground saying, "Little help here? I made a boom-boom!" and dressing up as a panda doing the lindyhop.

Mike said...

don't despare...

is that the actual copy?

nice little steamer dude.

i think i will have to check out lightway more often...

there is a little meta-message in there...

cade said...

thanks man. sometimes it is so awesome to have someone on the inside. i didn't even know they were making a new one. and now, my christmas list is complete.

g13 said...

unfortunately, this is actual copy. why watch secular films when you can treasure this sacred jewel?

Michelle said...

Must have 3rd installment of Left Behind...Must have 3rd installment of Left Behind.
Slavia landing on key board.

Matthew Paul Turner said...

if they're showing these in Heaven, i hope I get left behind... the anti-Christ can't be half as bad as Kirk Cameron's acting...

james said...

Not to mention this whole Left Behind crap is utilizing a 2nd rate theology and presenting it in the 3rd rate package (words not mine; see Fletch).

miah said...

if i were you, i would shoot myself. but only in the leg, because you are a pretty good writer.

Anonymous said...

inexcusable. I understand it's your job, but you didn't have to sell it so damn well!

g13 said...

hey anonymous,

if you're going to be a whore, you might as well be the madam.

Before Girl said...

Madams aren't typically whores as well, except to a select few clients. Hence, why madams are more of whore-wranglers...