yesterday, lifeway was excited to receive our first shipment of james rutz's (rhymes with klutz) new book. however, since, as dr. kuzmic so cleverly noted, "mega shift" sounds far too similar to mega shit we have decided to (re) name the book in order to make it a little more family friendly.
feel free to submit a new name for this exciting new volume! lifeway's distinguished panel of judges will select one new name by the end of the business day and will award the winner with a limited edition poo dollar.
please note: this feature is produced in accompaniment with dr. james enterprises. all rights reserved.
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a burning passion for wal-mart: we've got the whole world and name brands!
"The Wonder Ball Goes Round and Round: How to Pass It Quickly If you are Bound"
"Feel My Ball"
"The Church is Freeballin'"
"A Globe's Width Apart: Biblical Standards for Dating"
"A Holy Fire: Praying for God's Judgment on the Nations"
Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore starring in: Tron II: Electric Boogaloo
"I'm Tired of Being God, You Take It: A Guide for Deities"
"You And Me And The Earth Minus The Earth Makes Two: Taking Ecological Destruction To The Next Level"
"Xtreme Shekhinah: Blowing Away The Whole Planet For God"
"Up In Smoke: How Your Divorce Will Affect The World"
"Too Big For Your Britches: When you're bigger than the planet, and you've burned everything in sight, we'll help you plan your next move, oh glorious one."
xtreme shekinah--that's pretty witty.
and the poo dollar goes to: krista grillo! congratulations krista! we'll be holding your awards ceremony tomorrow afternoon, so be sure to wear rubber gloves.
man, that is awesome, i gotta get on line more often
I'll get the haz/mat suit, thanks.
my favorite was "a globe's width apart: a guide for biblical dating." good one gentry, i'm still laughing!
kelli
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