name that title!
in my work at the large consumer-driven christian company i sometimes come across christian books with titles that are often odd and sometimes scandalous. today i have compiled a list of eight of these titles. your job, dear reader, is to distinguish the titles that were actually published from the titles that were produced by my original-sin stained mind. two of these titles were actually published. which ones were they?
without further adieu, the titles:
learning to love like lot's daughters
david and bubblebath-sheba
solomon speaks out on monogamy
from pimp to promise-keeper: the life of Abraham
jeremiah eats it
john the baptist: wet and wild
fatty fall down: the life and times of eli the high priest
from whore to holy: the adventures of mary magdalene
please note: the winner of this contest will not receive a cash prize, copies of the actual titles or even "brownie points." however, upon request, the winner can, upon request, receive a flaming bag that will be delivered directly to his or her porch. please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. employees of the large consumer-christian company may not enter this contest. void where prohibited.
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NB: the purpose of this contest is not to express irreverence towards scripture, but to poke fun at the superficiality of Christian publishing. if the reader interprets the intent as the previous, the author is sincerely sorry (and, truth be known, a bit afraid).
Since I am unable to participate I thought I would she this little gem.
The Backside Redemption: Lessons from Noah's Sons on Turning From Your Father's Nakedness.
I don't want to guess. I just like to pretend that they are all real and then laugh out loud.
I promise I'm not cheating:
from whore to holy: the adventures of mary magdalene
from pimp to promise-keeper: the life of Abraham
answer: none the above!
the real book is
GETTING CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN: The Tragic Story of Ehud
KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY: a lesson in marriage from the story of Judah and Tamar
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