a thanksgiving first
after our delicious dinner kellie and bonnie suggested that we watch a movie. the men in the house knew that this was a brazen ploy to distract our attention from halo 2, but we acquiesced anyway. after a bit of half-hearted deliberation, we decided to watch when harry met sally.
immediately following the infamous delicatessen scene, mikey, who is the king of non-sequiturs, looked directly at kellie and said, "kellie, have you ever faked an orgasm?"
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Call me naive, though, had anyone other than Mikey made the above said comment, well...the term "throttled" comes to mind.
indeed. as it was, mikey got off light. i called him the name of a feminine hygiene product and suggested that such inquiries were unwelcome.
by the way, when kellie and i visited the smith's homechurch last night there was another classic non sequitur. just as we were bowing our heads in preparation for prayer melissa looked at brutus the bulldog violating another member of the church and exclaimed "he's humping again!"
First off, I'm really impressed that you managed to use "brazen, acquiesced, and deliberation," in back to back sentences. Secondly, I'm really pissed I wasn't there to hear Mikey say that.
Oh... I was there... It was good...
"I'll have what she's having..."
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