Wednesday, August 04, 2004

i hope i'm not spoiling the surprise…

but stormie o'martian is publishing yet another winner. the title of this one is the prayer that changes everything: the hidden power of praising God. in honor of stormie's new book and her penchant for branding I thought we could help her develop the titles of her next few books. please note, only entries that include the words 'power' and 'prayer' will be accepted. winning entries will be sent directly to the editor of harvest house publishers. no purchase necessary for entry. void where prohibited.

here are my initial entries:

  • The power of republican prayer
  • the power of prejudiced prayer
  • the power of propaganda prayer (props to schunemann for this one)
  • the power of profanity-laden prayer
  • the power of pms prayer

3 comments:

james said...

"The Power of Virgin Prayer: Expanding the Territory of the Spiritual Eunuch"

Steve K. said...

The gnostic idea of "secret" or "hidden" knowledge is also key, I think. So you really need to use those words as well as "power" and "prayer." Let me demostrate ...

The Hidden Power of Secret Prayer

The Secret System of Praying Powerfully

The Powerful Prayer of a Hidden Power-Hungry Pray-er

The Prayerful Power of a Secret Praying Power-Tool User

The Secret Hiding of Powerful Prayer for Everything

Powerful Secrets for Changing Hidden Prayers

Power-Packed Hidden Prayer Secrets

Anonymous said...

The Praying Power of Powerful Praying Prayers
Peter Piper’s Powerful Prayers of Pecks of Pickled Peppers
The Power of Praying for Better Names Other Than “Stormie” (Stormie…sounds like a deranged Muppet)
Perpetuating Powerful Prayers for People
Prayers for People with Penchants for Power
The Prayer of the Punctual Person
Stormie’s Guide to Praying Like Stormie