Monday, April 07, 2008

the worst franchise idea ever: monster mini golf

you've played miniature golf before...

but have you done so in the dark?

surrounded by monsters?

now you can at monster mini golf in creepy danvers massachusetts!

6 comments:

g13 said...

innovative entrepreneurs can purchase their own franchise for as little as $288,000.00.

if you know or think you can find a more ridiculous franchise opportunity consider the gauntlet thrown!

boo-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Before Girl said...

this is freakin' awesome-what are you talking about? who plays mini-golf anymore, so what an innovative and cheesy idea. it's great.

g13 said...

BG - there's a reason nobody plays mini-golf anymore:)

monster mini-golf may indeed by the "millenium falcon of mini-golf" as the website boldly proclaims, but, from where i stand anyway, that is an honor of dubious distinction.

the only place i can see this type of business succeeding is in salem, where, from what i've heard, the new lizzie borden museum is all the rage.

Clovis said...

There's a typo in your headline. "worst franchise idea ever" should be "most amazingly cool idea to ever have existed."

g13 said...

obviously there are two distinct perspectives on this matter: the right perspective and the wrong perspective. i'm glad that i have embraced the former and eschewed the latter.

Before Girl said...

And what would that reason be? Because it's cheesy? Because it reminds you of better days as a kid when everything seemed right with the world and, god forbid, you actually had fun?!

Well all the better-it means you won't be in line in front of me.