Friday, February 24, 2006

on my induction into the SS

1 dramatic fall from chintzy office chair


1 stack of urgent memos shredded


1 completely plugged toilet

= one hell of a first week


Kellie said...

I can't believe you clogged the work toilet. Well, better than at home. Do you remember walking into James and Brooke's old apt only to see James gathering coat hangers and other odds and ends to try and unclogg the toilet?

kidpositive said... that like J-LO? awesome...

g13 said...

good try kp. actually, it's the brand name of my new razor. can you guess how many blades it will feature?

james said...

Kind of brings a new kind of love to the routine "morning shit," now doesn't it?

Before Girl said...

That many blades-where are you going to put them? In the handle? Running in opposite directions to one another.

g13 said...


i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

however, if you and dan decided to come over for dinner with us and the wilcox's, i might risk telling you the truth.


Before Girl said...

But I'm shy. You know that. So is Dan-even moreso than myself, if you can believe it. But then again, you aren't here to pester/pester me so it's still up for debate.