after unbearably long delay, from pla ya 2 pra ya finally arrived at lifeway's distribution center!
however, in their haste to ship this fine product the publisher failed to provide a full and adequate description. if you are a former pla ya who by god's grace has been turned in2 a pra ya, please hook up your favorite christian store with a fine lookin' description. come on, y'all, use those mad keyboard skillz in the service of our lord jesus christ!
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"Hot or Not: Celibate Without a Choice"
for years ice coffee, the long estranged brother of ice-t, found his purpose and pleasure in pimpin' and playin' unsuspecting young women. however, after a radical conversion at a t.d. jakes conference at brushy mountain state prison, coffee said the sinner's pra ya and became God's pla ya. an inspiring story for teens and adults alike, from pla ya 2 pra ya, will challenge you to set aside the pimp driven life so that you can fulfill God's phat promises for your life!
Cheryl grew up a poor virgin on the East Side of Philly. She never expected that meeting Martin would change her life 4-eva. After loosing a poker game he sold her to a Mexican immigrant who carried her off to Southern California. There Cheryl realized her life was no romance novel. What she never expected was Martin finding the Lord at The Sports Bra drinking establishment. There ashamed and confronted with his sins, Martin set out looking for Cheryl. His plan: With only a Bible and a zoot suit, Martin was to rescue Cheryl from manual labor and to take her as his bride. Please join Cheryl and Martin on their journey toward repentance and love. A Christian Romance Publication.
c'mon pixie! its not that offensive.
well this righteous man is pra-ya-ing for the sequel, "pla ya 2 pra ya part deu, rap-a 2 rapt-a the gang bangers guide to the second coming"
I here this guy wrote this book after only one course in Jiknkins christian writters guild home study course.
that last bit was "jenkins"
YES!
"colored" greens anyone?
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