Tuesday, May 25, 2004

to the chagrin of rhetoricians and the barely stifled glee of late night comedians, President Bush has announced plans to make one speech a week until the U.S. Provisional Authority officially "hands over" sovereignty to the Iraqi people on June 30th.

fortunately, the major networks have decided not to televise these offenses to intelligent communication. apparently Americans want their CSI: Hong Kong more than they want this President.

what's your favorite "bush-ism?" mission accomplished? axis of evil?

mine is the following:

"its like they say back in Texas, and probably in Tennessee, 'fool me once, shame on...me? fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

okay, I'll go with, "Reading is the basics of all learning."

Oh George...will you ever win?

-dr james

Anonymous said...

jeff, hey i don't know if you remember me or not, Kelli Lashbrook, we went to LCC together for awhile. i found your blog through some other LCCers and just wanted to say hello. i enjoyed reading your thoughts, look forward to more.

kelli

g13 said...

hey kelli!

of course i remember you. how could i forget the girl who stooped low enough to accompany me on a gondola ride through the canals of venice? i actually stumbled across a picture of that little ride, as well as a picture of toby kirk and i groping a statue of fair juliet, just a few weeks ago. good times...

what are you up to now that you've left the beauty and intrigue of lincoln behind you?

Anonymous said...

And Georgie, again, opened wide and said...

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
—Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000

-dr james